#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you not to break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science (via emitter-of-learjets)
sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report
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My passion is learning new languages, so here are some good sites to help you learn the following languages! Please feel free to add on!
Hey also that picture up there is transparent, which is pretty fucking awesome.
- A LOT OF LANGUAGES
- ALSO A LOT OF LANGUAGES
- Chinese (Mandarin)
(this guy makes great videos too)
(the University of Iceland has an online language centre, too)
Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.